“Ek bank jo sirf ₹40,000 ke liye ek gareeb kisan ko uski jaan lene par majboor kardeta hai, usi bank ne tumhare dad ke ₹40,000 crore yunhi maaf kardiye.”
“…Chahiye toh ALIA BHATT, par umar mein thodi choti hai.”
“Jab main VILLAIN banta hun na toh mere saamne koi bhi HERO tik nahi sakta.”
“Jail mein aadmi tere hain, par ye jail meri auraton ka hai.”
“Bete ko hath lagaane se pehle BAAP se baat kar.”
“Ek aadmi aur 6 ladkiyaan nahin, ek aadmi aur 6,000 ladkiyaan hain. It’s an ARMY, sir.”
“TV pe SIMBA tha, ye MUFASA hai. Jo TV pe tune dekha tha wo SHER KA BACHA tha, ye khud SHER hai.”
“All work and no joy will make handsome a dull boy.”